I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
What a dumb baby whore.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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