ugly people sure do ruin things
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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