oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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