I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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