I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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