so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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