no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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