Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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