Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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