My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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