I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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