And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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