i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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