i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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