Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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