just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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