Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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