Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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