i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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