I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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