Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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