i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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