She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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