I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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