Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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