if i died would you start the facebook group?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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