There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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