Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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