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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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