4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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