Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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