Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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