that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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