i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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