I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It's Friday. Sex?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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