Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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