Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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