At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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