a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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