ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
vagina is talking i cant
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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