Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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