It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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