I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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