Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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