Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
sarcasm needs its own font
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
