ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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