So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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