BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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