Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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