I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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