I'm drive I can fine osifer
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
