I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My pussy is not your playground.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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